Tenderized

break_the_broke @ 2007-06-13T15:14:00

2007-06-13T22:16:00Z

Hey folks,

I've decided this journal is lame. do not despair, for there is a new one. it can be found here: http://black-and-mild.livejournal.com/

so, if you still read this, you should read that instead.

adios!

break_the_broke @ 2007-04-11T21:09:00

2007-04-12T04:10:26Z

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’ ”

RIP

break_the_broke @ 2007-03-15T19:08:00

2007-03-16T02:20:46Z

1 album. 3500 different records sampled. I give you Since I Left You, by The Avalanches:

http://saturn5.com/matthh/music/The%20Avalanches/Since%20I%20Left%20You/

Such awesome stuff. Break out the good headphones.

HEY!

I'm home as of thursday next week. School has beat me to a pulp this term. So far, I've pumped out 20 pages in essays this week, and I still have ten more to go untill I'm done. I need a week of drunken suburban revelry to get my head strait. Then its back to the grind to tackle the creative writing thesis I've been dreading all year. SIGHEEKGAH!

Can't wait to see everyone! PEACE.

break_the_broke @ 2006-09-15T10:19:00

2006-09-15T17:43:36Z

It's been raining for two days. Nothing severe, but still. Welcome back to Oregon! I'm not tripping about it. The roof line makes an awesome waterfall type thing right outside my window. And I totally have a poncho. So yeah I'm set.

Summer this year was awesome. I love my friends lots. They help me grow and be a better person. I can't wait for when you guys visit this year. Crazy good times.

My new house is fucking sweet. My roommates are kick ass guys. I have a very Swedish bookshelf. And an equally Swedish chair. Life is good.

So I have to write a resume today. I have no idea how to write a resume. Suggestions?

I'll post some pictures when I have the patience to post some pictures.

lots of love

break_the_broke @ 2006-07-21T11:32:00

2006-07-21T18:33:02Z

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/

Oh fuck yes.

break_the_broke @ 2006-06-24T23:54:00

2006-06-25T06:54:52Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM

hahahah, oh china.

break_the_broke @ 2006-04-12T17:52:00

2006-04-13T00:52:51Z

[IMG]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/bukbutskramo/WHITEWOLF.jpg[/IMG]

Fuck yes.

break_the_broke @ 2005-12-04T13:29:00

2005-12-04T21:30:29Z

Dane Cook last night on SNL. Holy shit. So so so funny.

http://members.home.nl/visionx/

If you like queen or 50 cent, listent to this.

break_the_broke @ 2005-11-23T01:34:00

2005-11-23T09:34:29Z

The new HORSE is really fucking good.

break_the_broke @ 2005-11-20T22:22:00

2005-11-21T06:39:19Z

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) smoked anything else
(-) made out with a member of the same sex
(-) crashed a friend's car

(x) been in love
() been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(-) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight

(x)snuck out of parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(-) been arrested
(-) made out with a stranger
(-) gone on a blind date

(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
(-) slept with a co-worker
(-) seen someone die

(-) HAD/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends
(-) been to Canada
(-) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(-)thrown up in a bar

(guhross) eaten Sushi
(-) been snowboarding
(x) met someone BECAUSE of myspace
(XxXxX) been moshing at a concert

(-) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel

(-) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

(-) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake

(x) been tickled
(-) been robbed
(-) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(what the fuck is this?) pet a reindeer/goat

(-) won a contest
(-) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(-) been in a car accident

(x) had braces
(-) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight

(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(-) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(-) been obsessed with post-it notes

(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x)been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean

(-) cried yourself to sleep
(X) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x!!!) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(-) kissed in the rain

(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach

(x) crashed a party
(-) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
(my ex-wife ZING!) humped a monkey

(-) worn pearls
(-) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
(-) ate dog food
(-) told a complete stranger you loved them

(x) sang in the shower
(-) have a little black dress
(-) have a little black book

Another LJ survey that says absolutly nothing about me.

Tonight was a good night. I'm getting better around girls. A sure sign things are changing.

I'm getting close to a visible moustache. YES!

break_the_broke @ 2005-10-01T19:38:00

2005-10-02T02:40:01Z

Today is the first of october. Meditate on that for a while.

That is all.

break_the_broke @ 2005-09-10T19:54:00

2005-09-11T02:55:14Z

Myspace, On 9/11: "PLEASE REP0ST THiS [bulletin] F0R ALL 0F THE PE0PLE WH0 HAVE DiED. THEY W0ULD D0 THE SAME F0R Y 0 U . . "

le sigh

break_the_broke @ 2005-08-21T10:56:00

2005-08-21T17:56:23Z

Ahhhhh.

Good times, good times.

break_the_broke @ 2005-08-17T09:13:00

2005-08-17T16:13:44Z

I'm going to get my wisdom teeth out today. Send me some love.

Eeeeeeek

break_the_broke @ 2005-07-26T17:07:00

2005-07-27T00:07:44Z

Holy shit.

http://wimp.com/rubberjohnny

Rubber Johnny documents a 16-year-old, inbred mutant's solitary existence, locked in a pitch-black basement by his ashamed parents. They are TV addict rednecks who occasionally feed Johnny and yell at him for making noise. Johnny's only company in the basement is his little dog. His dog's I.Q. far outstrips Johnny's, who is a completely insane, bi-polar imbecile.

break_the_broke @ 2005-06-09T10:18:00

2005-06-09T17:21:25Z

I got my yopo in the mail yesterday. Wowwww. What a trip.

Wilco on saturdayyyyy. God, Im super excited. And there's a special guest. It's doubtful, but if it's Tom Waits, I'll do a backflip. Fer serious.

The first crush of summer is developing. Weeeeeeee. Nervousnesssss.

Alrighty, that's about it.

<3's

Doper than a Bobby Brown piss test

2005-05-17T01:33:06Z

TWO DAYS. TWO FUCKING DAYS.

AND I AM DONE WITH HIGHSCHOOL.

Weeeeeeee. Imma go on may randon road trips this month. People should come.

SUMMER IS FAST APPROACHIGN AKDBD>N<AD.

break_the_broke @ 2005-05-06T20:09:00

2005-05-07T03:13:05Z

uhhh, you know who the coolest and most awesomely hot person ever is?

lindsey attebery.

don't you agree?

break_the_broke @ 2005-04-10T13:00:00

2005-04-10T20:04:42Z

I painted a pretty picture today.

Title: norther california self portrait

I'm giving it to my favorite person ever.

Welps, off to get a liesure suit for ball.

Adeau.

break_the_broke @ 2005-04-05T20:49:00

2005-04-06T03:55:28Z

Hello everyone. I just got done painting for the first time in foreva. I forgot how much I like it.

I'm gonna use the 20x10 I got a long time ago this weekend. I've been saving it.

Hmmmmm. Not a whole lot to talk about...

People should call me more. Chances are I'm bored and looking for a reason not to do homework. Alas, I have no cell phone. So call my house. IM me for the number.

Godddddd I can't wait to graduate. Fucking Highschool.

I'm musing about driving down to socal for a day. I need lodgings. Giiiiiinny let me stay at your house... prease?

Okee dokee, that's about it. Leave some comments and make me feel loved.

break_the_broke @ 2005-03-06T10:12:00

2005-03-06T18:12:01Z

ATTN: All

Got caught again. Cell phone taken away. DO NOT CALL IT. DO NOT. They will check messages. So again, DO NOT CALL.

DON'T CALL!

But you can call my house at 925-938-4155.

break_the_broke @ 2005-01-30T16:31:00

2005-01-31T00:34:05Z

Improv season opener:

Friday, feburary 4, 7:30

Location: De La Salle

We will destroy Las Lomas.

Come and make me feel supported/happy.

break_the_broke @ 2005-01-10T17:39:00

2005-01-11T01:41:07Z

burnt out and left for dead.

you can't break the broke.

what goes around comes around.

watch the fuck out.

this is an abduction.

Friends only. Ask and be added.