break_the_broke

Hey folks,

I've decided this journal is lame. do not despair, for there is a new one. it can be found here: http://black-and-mild.livejournal.com/

so, if you still read this, you should read that instead.

adios!

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’ ”

RIP

1 album. 3500 different records sampled.  I give you Since I Left You, by The Avalanches:

http://saturn5.com/matthh/music/The%20Avalanches/Since%20I%20Left%20You/

Such awesome stuff. Break out the good headphones.

HEY!

I'm home as of thursday next week. School has beat me to a pulp this term. So far, I've pumped out 20 pages in essays this week, and I still have ten more to go untill I'm done. I need a week of drunken suburban revelry to get my head strait. Then its back to the grind to tackle the creative writing thesis I've been dreading all year. SIGHEEKGAH!

Can't wait to see everyone! PEACE.

It's been raining for two days. Nothing severe, but still. Welcome back to Oregon! I'm not tripping about it. The roof line makes an awesome waterfall type thing right outside my window. And I totally have a poncho. So yeah I'm set.

Summer this year was awesome. I love my friends lots. They help me grow and be a better person. I can't wait for when you guys visit this year. Crazy good times.

My new house is fucking sweet. My roommates are kick ass guys. I have a very Swedish bookshelf. And an equally Swedish chair. Life is good.

So I have to write a resume today. I have no idea how to write a resume. Suggestions?

I'll post some pictures when I have the patience to post some pictures.

lots of love

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/

Oh fuck yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsDp2N6yM


hahahah, oh china.

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Fuck yes.

Dane Cook last night on SNL. Holy shit. So so so funny.

http://members.home.nl/visionx/

If you like queen or 50 cent, listent to this.

The new HORSE is really fucking good.

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) smoked anything else
(-) made out with a member of the same sex
(-) crashed a friend's car

(x) been in love
() been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(-) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight

(x)snuck out of parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(-) been arrested
(-) made out with a stranger
(-) gone on a blind date

(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
(-) slept with a co-worker
(-) seen someone die

(-) HAD/have a crush on one of your MYSPACE friends
(-) been to Canada
(-) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(-)thrown up in a bar



(guhross) eaten Sushi
(-) been snowboarding
(x) met someone BECAUSE of myspace
(XxXxX) been moshing at a concert


(-) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel


(-) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up


(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school


(-) used a fake ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake


(x) been tickled
(-) been robbed
(-) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(what the fuck is this?) pet a reindeer/goat


(-) won a contest
(-) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(-) been in a car accident


(x) had braces
(-) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight


(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(-) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(-) been obsessed with post-it notes

(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x)been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean


(-) cried yourself to sleep
(X) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils
(x) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x!!!) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(-) kissed in the rain


(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach


(x) crashed a party
(-) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
(my ex-wife ZING!) humped a monkey


(-) worn pearls
(-) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "penis" in class
(-) ate dog food
(-) told a complete stranger you loved them


(x) sang in the shower
(-) have a little black dress
(-) have a little black book


Another LJ survey that says absolutly nothing about me.

Tonight was a good night. I'm getting better around girls. A sure sign things are changing.

I'm getting close to a visible moustache. YES!